Congrats to Ryan Lochte on his marriage and escaping those gun-toting thugs in Rio. Lochte is slime. The universe gave him long legs and arms to swim really fast, but left out any semblance of loyalty. That dude flew home from Brazil and left his teammates holding the bag. Never go to war with that guy.
He does have good taste in women though. So to celebrate Kayla Rae Reid, go admire her photos. Look, she’s engaged and happy!
She wrote:
Speechless. Absolutely beautiful. So in love with YOU
She didn’t write:
Olympians get paid right? Oh they don’t? Oh oh
Lochte just met this girl, but hey, gotta put those Playmates on lock. He told USA Today recently:
My family says, ‘Don’t you think it’s a little too soon?’ I’m like, ’Can you put a time on love? Can you?…When I realized this was ‘the one’ was when she stuck behind me through this.’
“This”? Usually, I’d call my girlfriend “she” but I guess “this” works also.
This is who Lochte’s marrying.
How many Playmates are out there? I feel like every athlete marries a Playmate. Maybe by Playmate, they mean internet model.