Zombie Garden Gnomes Are a Perfect Way To Keep Everyone From Your Lawn

While we all eagerly await the zombie apocalypse and all the joys it will soon bring, these people on Etsy have started to make and sell zombie garden gnomes. These abominations will have your plants soil themselves and your ordinary garden gnomes running for cover.

Zombie garden gnome.

Zombie garden gnome.

Zombie garden gnome.

Zombie garden gnome.

Zombie garden cat.

Zombie garden gnomes.

Zombie garden squirrel.

Zombie garden penguin.

Zombie garden gnome.

Zombie garden gnome.

Zombie garden gnomes.

Zombie garden raccoon.

Zombie garden gnome.

Zombie garden gnome.

Zombie garden bunny.

Zombie garden gnome.

Zombie garden gnome.

Zombie garden gnome.

Zombie garden gnome.

Zombie garden gnome.

Zombie garden gnome.

If you feel like you need a zombie garden gnome to protect your lawn, check out this Etsy store, however we must warn you that these abominations are not cheap.

1 thought on “Zombie Garden Gnomes Are a Perfect Way To Keep Everyone From Your Lawn”

  1. XD i need to get this for my aunt! she likes gardening she also has 2 small(ish) kids that it will scare the living hell out of

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