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25 Dudes Dish On The “Creepiest Thing” A Woman Has Done To Them

Creeping: It’s not just for guys anymore!

We’ve made great strides in equality between the sexes in recent decades and that doesn’t just apply to the good stuff.

So when a post on the always-inquisitive forum r/AskReddit asked the men of Reddit “What’s the creepiest thing a woman has ever done to you?” the responses rolled in like tears at a person’s first therapy session after decades of emotional repression.

While, when we think of creeps, we generally think of men, the women cited in this thread are no-pushovers in the creep department with their insane, boundary-ignoring behavior and antics that range from pet-threatening, to sex creeping, to plain old assault.

Check your double-standards at the door because some of the creepy things women have done to men are doozies. 

1.

In rage, in the middle of the argument she took my fish out of the aquarium and threatened to step on it.

I saved the little guy. It was a beta if you want to know. –pedro_ftw

2.

I fell asleep sitting next to one of my friends on the way home from a school field trip in 12th grade. I woke up to her using my hand to play with herself. As I began to regain consciousness she threw my hand at me and made a huge scene about it. I never talked to her about it. It bothers me to this day. Definitely top 3. –gergsisdrawkcabeman

3.

Me and a friend, both about 12 at the time, had a car with 3 women in pull up and try to get us to go with them “for a good time”, the woman who got out the car was flashing her tits and rubbing herself. It was just surreal, we both just noped the fuck out. I’ll never forget the girl in the back seat flashing her tits as they drove off. Looking back it feels more sinister than it did at the time.  –LarryFong

4.

A girl broke into my house three times in a week while I was rehearsing (cellist). Each time she left money to repair the window, a large bag of twizzlers, and two cans of tuna for my cat. That was it. We had never been romantically or physically involved, we barely even knew each other. –RealityJaunt

5.

I met this girl when I was out one night. She was nice, seemed normal. Went to her house and there was pictures of me around her mirror. –louiestarrz

6.

Once dated a girl, ended up sharing an apartment. After living together for a month I woke up to her staring at me absolutely livid. Naturally I asked her what the deal was, she said “I had a dream that you were messing around with your ex, and I’ve been searching for reasons not to cut your dick off”.

I finally calmed her down and she left to work. I never collected my belongings so fast in my life. Never looked back. –Professional_Nomad

7.

Cut off all of her pubes. Put them in between layers of scotch tape. Crammed them in an envelope with a pair of her used panties and put the envelope under my windshield wiper.

There was a note. Read something like, “I know we can’t be together, but now you’ll always remember me.”

She was right. –jonuggs

8.

Met a girl at a party, we flirted, than we ended up in my bedroom (this was in my apartment). Heavy make out, I suggest having sex, she declines. Heavier making out (basically including anything that’s not intercourse), I suggest having sex again, she declines. Fair enough. We stop the making out and plan to see each other again.

The day we were supposed to meet, she stood me up (I had cooked and it was already time to meet). She told me that she doesn’t want to see me again because I wasn’t pushy enough, she liked men who were less soft and gentle??? She basically told me that when she said no, I shouldn’t have listened?!?! –hectorgarabit

9.

Met a girl at a bar and we ended up back at her place. We had sex and fell asleep. She seemed normal all night, and I saw no red flags at all. I definitely would have dated her again, until she went crazy.

I woke up around 5am and started getting dressed to leave. I had to get home and get ready for work.

She woke up while I was dressing and totally freaked out. She was screaming, angrily “YOU CAN’T LEAVE!!” I explained I needed to go to work, and that I’d call her later. She was having none of that.

Then she attacked. I literally had to physically fight my way out of her apartment, with a few scratches on my arm for souvenirs.

I have no idea what her deal was, and I never went back to the bar I met her in. –Drumlin

10.

I had an ex-girlfriend stalk me for 5 years. I had a restraining order against her that included my grandparents (she had been bothering them) and my parents, but I didn’t think to include my sister because she lived in a different city.

This woman stalked my sister and ended up approaching her at a music festival. She was wearing (this is so insane) one of those hats that has fake dreadlocks attached to it, and she was trying to pretend to be a stranger and get information from my sister. Now, keep in mind 1) She was white as fuck, 2) That was the only thing she did to “disguise” herself, and 3) MY SISTER FUCKING KNEW HER ALREADY.

It would be hilarious if not for the years of harassment and inconvenience she caused me. Every time I would move, she would send me something in the mail to let me know she had my address. One time it was a box with a flannel shirt, a half empty bottle of cologne, a broken toy axe, a bundle of pubic hair, and an 11-page letter written in crayon. Fuck she was crazy. –FearlessLingonberry

11.

My one and only Tinder date.

Turned out she had signed her divorce papers that day.
On the date she layed out her 1-year plan for us to date and get married.

Let her know I wasn’t interested in a second date.
She thanked me for my opinion and declined not having a second date.

Very luckily I hadn’t been able to meet her at my house at the start of the date like she’d suggested and we had to meet someplace neutral. I don’t like to think what would have happened if she’d known where I lived.

Considering that I’m not attractive or rich or otherwise someone women are usually interested in this was a very wierd situation. It was just a “Hi, I don’t know anything about you, but we’re going to be married by the end of the year. No, your opinion isn’t relevant.” –varthalon

12.

My roommate and I woke up one morning and went downstairs to find long dark hair all over the floor. It was almost a foot long and black. The front door was locked. I was single at the time and his girlfriend had short hair.

Apparently some girl came in through the window, cut her hair and scattered it all over the floor and then left. Nothing was stolen and we never found out what it was all about. –Acornwow

13.

I hooked up with a girl back in late 2009, i asked her over to try and call it off as she was a little intense for what I wanted back then, We end up hooking up again (I’m weak I know) fell asleep and woke up sometime in the middle of the night to her cutting my armpit hair off and trying to put it in a ziplock. To this day I have no clue why or what she was planning to do with it but I got shot of her that night once and for all –Elder-Jack

14.

Little after I turned 21 I was at the bar with some friends. Shooting pool enjoying a beer. This group of rough looking 45+yr women come in. They slowly make their way over to the same side of the bar. We keep minding our business having fun. I’m standing at the end of the table. When I feel a hand slide down the back of my pants and boxers and grab my ass. Then she screeched out loud. Boy your momma raised you right. Then walks back to her friends all proud. The bartender kicked them out shortly after. My buddies were cool. They don’t give me shit about it. We were all just like wtf. I’ve never groped some random person like that. I’m sorry to all the women who get groped like that. It completely catches you off guard. It’s meant to be a compliment. But just makes you feel used and revolting. –Varvatos_Vex

15.

Had one where she would remove the condom halfway into sex, no problem, till she is riding and wanting me to blow in her… hot at first, I didn’t. Find out a year later she was dating a friend of a friend and did it to him and now he has a son…

Another that was breaking the condoms on purpose, I suspect she was also poking holes in them? Cannot confirm that tho.

Have a couple of others… –NWSGreen

16.

I remember in middle school the was this one girl who would grope my thighs and such, and just generally making unwanted physical contact. The worst part was that she would make sure to do it in public and people would make fun of me for how her advances made me uncomfortable. –Drops-of-Q

17.

Girl i had seen for 2 dates had her best friend SMS me anonymously claiming we met in a bar the night before & offering to come over to my place. I rarely went to bars as I worked night shift at the time so I knew i hadn’t met anyone at a bar.

Eventually after probing and pushing, I got the girl to confess.

She said she was just ‘testing’ to make sure i was trustworthy. Didn’t see her again. –AncientAlienQuestion

18.

I was probably nine. It was after church service and there’s this new lady there who took a liking to me. She was the new wife of the minister. We were outside waiting for the grown-ups to come out (I think they were having a meeting inside) and this new lady took me to a bench nearby. We sat, asked me lots of questions, then she put my head on her lap, stroke my hair while humming a lullaby like I’m a baby.

It felt really uncomfortable and I really wanted to “escape” but I was a shy little boy and didn’t want to offend her or something. Saw my sister from afar snickering at us. It went on for like 30 minutes but felt like hours, I was dying with cringe inside. –lickmyfeet14

19.

My ex was bisexual and at a party she tried making moves on my younger sister (who was only 15 at the time, ex was 17) and touching her without permission. I got angry and told her to stop, and so the party ended soon after that.

A week later not only did she not apologise, she tried to organise a meetup involving both me and my sister along with a few friends, so I told her I don’t want her near me or my sister again. This made her so angry she called me on the phone and told me she had a knife and if I keep acting this way she’ll use it, she also said she was on the way to my house right now. I was freaking the fuck out at this point, but I was hoping she was just bluffing, however sure enough 20 minutes later she arrived right outside my door. I texted her saying I wasn’t going to let her in, but she kept ringing the doorbell constantly, I texted her again and again to go away before eventually saying after a few minutes that I would call the cops if she didn’t leave right now, this finally got her to leave.

Luckily, I haven’t seen her since –EB_KILLA

20.

Dated this girl who i later found out to be literally a compulsive liar and also into witchcraft.

After not being able to deal with her insanity anymore, I broke things off. She would wait outside my door for God knows how long until I came home and say she left something at my house. This happened a lot.

One day I was going to add a new email account to my phone and realized that her email account was still saved on my phone. I shouldn’t have checked it, but she was actively stalking me and I needed to know what I was up against.

There were tons of emails to some witchcraft lady she found online somehow, all about me. She was paying this internet witch like hundreds of dollars an hour for what I would consider witch consulting. It was all about me. How to cast spells to get me back, how to enchant me, how to curse my new gf, all kinds of crazy shit.

She was using this lady as like a weird therapist almost, asking her a bunch of relationship questions and shit too. This went on for months. The witch lady was getting a little annoyed with her I could feel, although she couldn’t complain that much because she was draining her for literally thousands of dollars.

She told the witch that some point I told her she needs to seek professional help. The witch actually told her that might not be a bad idea lmao.

She ended up moving into the house of a mutual friend (this girl from school) that was literally 1 building away from mine. My friend told me that she was always burning weird spices and candles. It was at the direction of the witch actually. It was all creepy af and eventually she cut my brakes. –RationalLies

21.

Bouncer for two years. I’ve lost count of the amount of times I had my junk grabbed and been groped. The worst was having to clean up a spilled drink/glass on the dance floor. Multiple middle aged drunk women just thinking they can do whatever they want and get away with it. Well..they got away with it but still I didn’t appreciate it. –GimPy2434

22.

Reeallly drunk chick asked me to dance and proceeded to keep trying to pull my dick out. Like…. Forcefully. When id finally resisted enough, she called me a nerd and stormed off. –Trumps_Traitors

23.

Wearing my university sport jacket when I went to grab a fast food order. Some woman I’ve never seen before shouted hi and waved at me like we were best friends. Gave an awkward confused wave back and left with my food. A couple hours later I get a friend request on Facebook from someone I recognized as her. Best guess is she saw my jacket and stalked the sport roster to find my name and added me from that. Got blocked real quick.

That or on a first date she asked “if you were going to kill me, how would you do it? I know how I would kill you.” Then proceeded to tell me her plan on how she would kill me and get away with it. –mjshooter

24.

Older woman was cutting my hair. She was 60s, I was about 24. She rambled on about how she loves bearded men. And “I might be old but I can still look at the menu.” She then told me about how she likes to go to clubs with her son in his 40s cuz shes his wingman and likes younger men. While this was happening she kept running her hand down the front of my shirt. I later brought it up to other employees there, who just laughed it off and said “oh yeah that’s just her.” Apparently sexual assault is just part of her personality? The compliments didnt bother me too much until she started getting handsy. –BALDBEARD2007

25.

A woman who worked in my department years ago, who I’d spoken to once or twice, but really didn’t know very well, was walking toward me through our shared parking lot one workday afternoon (not long before she was terminated apparently). On passing each other, we exchanged what I heard to be pleasantries, although I’m sure now she said something else I didn’t actually hear. Suddenly, and without any solicitation, after continuing another 10 or 15 yards on her way, she yelled back across the parking lot, loudly and clearly enough for anyone in earshot to hear, “I’ll wax my asshole for ya!”

I did not, in fact, ask her to do so, ever, nor did I desire at any time in the future that she do that. Understandably, I am unclear even today as to what prompted her ejaculation. –karthaginian

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