Models with Three Boobs Walked the Runway in Milan and, Uh, Yeah. So That Happened

Fashion can sometimes feel intimidating and confusing, especially when it comes to high-fashion runways. But right now we feel like this has got to be some kind of big couture joke and we’re not in on the punch line. Italian street-wear brand GCDS sent two models down the runway sporting fake breasts, but not in the way you might expect. Each model had not one, not two, but three prosthetic boobs peeking out from under their very cropped tops. Needless to say, we have a lot of questions.

In an interview with Women’s Wear Daily, GCDS creative director Giuliano Calza said the collection was inspired by a dystopian future in which computers no longer exist and we’re all forced to relearn how to do things the analog way. Which we guess means learning how to grow a third boob? If you don’t get it, don’t worry, you’re not alone.

At the very least, Calza’s puzzling runway stunt has certainly gained a lot of attention, meaning the brand’s clothing has been getting noticed, too. So was it just a publicity stunt or a statement about our dependency on technology (again, huh?) or the beginning of a riddle about two models walking three abreast? The world may never know.