!! OMG, can someone please buy us this oil painting of Channing Tatum’s BALLSACK for $315 !!

Do you collect only the finest of art? Are you looking for something to occupy your brand new mansion’s walls? Then look no further than this Channing Tatum‘s BALLSACK oil portrait which is currently up for… er… grabs(?) on Ebay!

The realistic portrait is now up for grabs in a listing from eBay seller apollo25. Expertly executed by Los Angeles artist Chris Mann, the oil-on-wood original painting depicts Tatum sitting and wearing nothing but a gray sweater, which the Magic Mike actor tugs at slightly with one hand. His bare right leg is bent in an act of slight self-censorship, but the bulk of his balls is left shining in the light. It is *chef’s kiss* a masterpiece.

According to the description, Mann’s work is “charged with emotional resonance, rife with sensuality,” and while we’re not art experts, that holds up. Sold? You’ve got 3 days left to bid, as of this writing, or the whole thing can be yours for a Buy It Now bid of $315.

Check out the full masterpiece after the NSFW jump or BUY IT HERE!

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[via dangerousminds]

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19 Comments on "OMG, can someone please buy us this oil painting of Channing Tatum’s BALLSACK for $315"

  1. Um…$11,000
    Wow

  2. THIS IS STUPID………

  3. $175??? You could get several commissions of whatever you want from some NSFW artist for that much, and it’d be better quality.

  4. Bruce Alexander | September 19, 2019 at 8:24 pm | Reply

    God give me strength!!! He is one fucking GORGEOUS guy and having those huge delicious looking balls makes me even more happy.

  5. BTW, Chris Mann did another oil painting of Tatum in tank top and boxers with his cock and balls hanging out the fly of the boxers.

    And apparently Chris Mann has a thing like I do for body hair as he’s painted a lot of male celebrities with lots of body hair when they don’t actually have a lot of body hair.

  6. The artist is very talented, but I don’t understand why his brushstrokes changed so drastically when compared to Tatum’s face and arms to his legs. The brush strokes for Tatum’s legs makes his legs look hairy and while I’m all for hairy legs on men (as well as hairy chests and asses), Tatum is smooth allover, even if its due to a razor or waxing.

    • I dunno, maybe Channing shaved his arms and face and just left his legs unshaven because he didn’t have time. There are so many ways to interpret it. That’s the beauty of art.

  7. Channing Has small balls with average penis..

    This isnt realistic painting at all..

  8. Buy It Now was $230, but because an idiot put in a lower bid and cleared the buy it now someone’s gonna pay over $1000 now LMAOOOO #biddingfail

  9. Looks like he is giving birth.

  10. My ballsack is identical. I’ll sell a picture of it to you for $249.95.

  11. Hairy legs and big balls…I would say there was some artistic license taken.

  12. Shut up and take my money!

    Also, props for the grooming—I enjoy hair on a guy’s legs, but not necessarily on his sack.

  13. WOW!! Someone has TALENT!

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