The Craziest Ugly Christmas Sweaters You Can Actually Buy This Holiday Season

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While we were searching for the best ugly Christmas sweaters of all time, we stumbled upon some rather, um, interesting sweaters that didn't make our roundup. However, we felt it was a bit unfair to keep our laughs within the office and not share them with our readers. So, in the holiday spirit, we're presenting you with the most cringeworthy/utterly uncomfortable/absolute weird ugly Christmas sweaters the Internet has ever seen (including one that's worth $30,000 and another that's NSFW). Oh, and they're all available for purchase if you feel so inclined.

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1. Women's Beer Pong Sweater: You know, just in case all the tables are taken.

Tipsyelves.com, $69.

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2. Barb We Miss You Sweater: RIP Barb. Nothing like commemorating your favorite dead TV character with a holiday sweater!

Holidayfury.com, $50

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3. World's Most Expensive Christmas Sweater: Because what else would you do with $30,000 worth of Swarovski Crystals? (Kidding. Probably anything but this?)

Tipsyelves.com, $30,000

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4. Whoopi Goldberg Zip-Up Ugly Christmas Sweater: Did Whoopi change career paths without telling us...?

Lord and Taylor, $129

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5. Obama Ugly Christmas Sweater: Probably not how I'd like to bid farewell to President Obama, but to each his or her own?

Etsy.com, $69

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6. 3D Print Ugly Christmas Pullover Sweater: What happens when cats meet up for a Christmas-themed pizza party in outer space? This, apparently.

Amazon.com, $22

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7. "Sexy" Ugly Christmas Sweater: Last but not least, the sweater made by someone with a very different definition of "sexy." (Yes, that is skin.)

Etsy.com, $50