How Much Would You Pay to Punch Martin Shkreli in the Face?

Not only did Martin Shkreli jack up the price of a decades old drug that’s standard for treating parasitic infection from $13.50 to over $700 on a whim, but he also uses YouTube to harass high school girls. And not only is he using YouTube to harass high school girls, but he has the world’s most punchable face.

So punchable that people are allegedly willing to pay over 70K to punch it. Shkreli will match your donation, and let you punch him in the face and film it for a good cause.

Donation for my PR consultant who passed away. Leaves behind a young child who is recovering from cancer.https://t.co/YLRa4PGTRe

— Martin Shkreli (e/acc) (@MartinShkreli) September 26, 2016

I will auction one slap/punch in the face to benefit my friend Mike who passed away & leaves behind a young son who survived cancer. DM bids

— Martin Shkreli (e/acc) (@MartinShkreli) September 26, 2016

I'll match donation to a certain point. You may video the slap/punch. Mike architected my publicity stunts & I bet he is watching, smiling. https://t.co/kqnvQtJ10T

— Martin Shkreli (e/acc) (@MartinShkreli) September 26, 2016

So far the two highest bidders to punch or slap me in the face are for $78,000 and $25,500. Let me know!

— Martin Shkreli (e/acc) (@MartinShkreli) September 26, 2016

Man if I had more than $13 and a jar of peanut butter to my name, I would be all over this.

What I want to know is why he didn’t do this for Harambe?