Florida Bro Gets Bitten By Shark...He Tracks It Down, Catches It, Kills It and Eats It For Revenge
(Smile you son of a BITCH)
PALM BEACH, Fla., Nov. 18 (UPI) — Allen Engelman, 28, was bitten by a shark on Sunday while surfing at Singer Island in Palm Beach Fla.
A day later he returned to exact his revenge.
Engelman was bitten by a seven-foot spinner shark and sent to the hospital, where he received 15 stitches. On Monday, he returned to the beach with his 5-year-old son and captured what he claims is the exact same shark.
“Now that we got the shark that bit my hand we’re going to filet and eat him,” he said.
A commercial fisherman, Engelman told the Sun-Sentinel that he has caught several sharks in the past and has a good eye for their size and shape. He added that he was “100 percent sure” that he was bitten by a spinner shark.
Although some bystanders were upset by Engelman’s catch, shark fishing is legal on Florida beaches and spinner sharks can be legally killed if they exceed 54 inches from nose to tail.
When the shark came up between Engelman and his friend while the two were paddling to a wave, he shouted to warn his friend of the shark’s presence then quickly attempted to free his hand from the shark’s grasp.
“He was pulling me with a lot of power,” he said. “With my right hand I grabbed his pectoral fin. He was tugging on my hand, and I was tugging on him and he let go.”
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Such a Florida story. Listen I love the Northeast, but what would we do if we got bit by a shark? Probably cry a lot, spend a ton of time in the hospital then hire a high powered lawyer and sue the ocean or something. What do they do in Florida? Duct tape some gauze on it, grab their biggest fishing rod and head out to catch the bastard. Once you got him hooked, pull him out of the water and kill his ass. Then eat him for dinner.
Real man type shit.
The face of Florida tourism right here.
I’m pleased and happy to repeat the news that we have, in fact, caught and killed a large predator that supposedly injured some bathers. But, as you see, it’s a beautiful day, the beaches are open and people are having a wonderful time.